Cockney
This is for you EU clowns… There’s a site that will accentize anything, even websites. So Lune and Suzanne were goin’ on about Cockney rhyming one day, and I saw that this thing does Cockney, so here ya go. My blog in Cockney. (Click the “Dialectize” button to complete the transformation… it’s hilarious!)
Categories: advaita, consciousness, life, philosophy, self help, spirituality, universe
advaita, Cockney, consciousness, enlightenment, God, guru, inquiry, know thyself, life, non-duality, Nonduality, oneness, philosophy, reality, religion, self help, self realization, spirituality
Absolutely hilarious – and clever! I liked my blog in Redneck. “This hyar two-ness is oneness. We is lived, until th’ livin’ is us, an’ us th’ livin’. Yer ev’rythin’, already.”
Ha! Ain’t dat da truf? Dats sum guwood sheet rite dar, huh?
NO, NO, NO, bleedin’ cockney, they’re all a bunch ‘a pansies, SWEDISH CHEF!!!!!
here’s my blog:
“Leeffe-a cunteenooes zee vey it moost cunteenooe-a. Und I em shucked by zee stertleeng eppreceeeshun ooff zee moondune-a. Und sumeteemes it mekes me-a icsteteec, sumeteemes seeck tu zee bune-a veet feer und it is ell elreeght. Um de hur de hur de hur.
Nu metter! Beeeng a sumeune-a here-a reeght noo, pretendeeng tu be-a a soopremely telented stury-meker, steell toorneeng up et zee pege-a tryeeng tu ixpleeen it Ell, mekes fur a greet stury indeed. Bork bork bork!”
much throwing of cutlery……..
I think I may translate all of my stuff permanently, it makes more sense.
Oh sheesh! That was difficult. Got a real good mental picture though. You guys got The Muppet Show too, huh? Remember Piiiigs Iiiiinnnn Spaaaaaaace!